It’s the end of the Tour’s first week. With the Alps looming, I thought it might be a good time for a look at how some of the race’s 22 teams have fared over the first 7 days. And in honor of Sébastien Turgot’s third consecutive, sixth-place finish today, I think a series of six-word memoirs might be a fun way to go about it. Enjoy!
1. Saxo Bank
Stage Three: won battle. Lost war?
2. Footon
Made some breaks; kit still ugly.
3. Garmin
Vandevelde out; Farrar healing; lead-out broken.
4. Rabobank
Gesink upright; Menchov lurking; Freire who?
5. Astana
Thank you, Peter; cobbles were fun!
6. Radio Shack
Lance gets no gifts—just watch.
7. Quick Step
No Tom Boonen, pas de probleme!
8. HTC-Columbia
Boy Racer, Cry Baby–The Man!
9. Cervelo TestTeam
Thor in green; Sastre in mountains?
10. Lampre
Petacchi wins with and without crashes.
11. BMC
Evans looks solid; stripes suit him.
As you can see, I only covered half of the Tour’s 22 teams. I’m hoping you’ll all help me with the rest. Leave your suggestions as comments, and I’ll add them to the list above.
Remember: six words only. Numbers count, but hyphens don’t. Be creative and clever!
Not as clever as you with the six word round ups, but have to say, your post race analysis is proving to be the best on the web
Katusha
Karpets shouldn’t have cut his mullet.
12. Cofidis
Better than Footon, not quite vacansoleil
13. FDJ
Most forgettable french team -so far.
14. AG2R
Best French team in the race.
15. BBox
Vockler and Fedrigo; still no breaks!
16. Caisse D’Epargne
Sanchez, bad Timetrial; survived the cobbles
17. Katusha
Karpets, Business in front and back
18. Milram
Ciolek working hard; Gerdemann up next
19. Sky
Bad first day; solid Pavé ride
20. Liquigas
Leadership in question; Basso or Kreuziger
21. Omega Pharma Lotto
Jurgen riding well, next Belgium superstar?
22.Euskaltel
The first week is too flat!
The ugly truth
1. Saxo Bank
Stage Three: won battle. Lost war? – And still no new main sponsor
16. Caisse D’Epargne
End of team
18. Milram
Nordmilch AG, please one more year. *begs*
Wow! Ask and you shall receive, huh? I’ll add these now!
Thanks everyone!
Pave Blog:
Keeping me informed, on Tour matters.
Tried to stay up for the start of the live-blog, maybe tomorrow. Great work Whit!
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